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.8ball

Ask the magical 8ball a question, and get an answer.
Aliases: .8

Usage

.8ball question

Example

<arc_> .8ball tell me, do you bleed?
<UB3R-B0T> Only on Tuesdays.

.admin

Creates administration settings for the server. (Discord only)

Usage

.admin

Example

<villzard> .admin
<UB3R-B0T> Manage from https://ub3r-b0t.com/admin

.anime

Searches MyAnimeList.net for anime

Usage

.anime anime name

Example

<crumbledore> .anime planetes
<UB3R-B0T> Planetes: http://myanimelist.net/anime/329/Planetes | Aired: Oct 4, 2003 to Apr 17, 2004 | Score: 8.40
<moiph> excellent choice.

.b

Get the top result from a Bing search.
Aliases: .bing, .img

Usage

Usage: [coming soon]

Example

<Mizu> .b odst
<UB3R-B0T> Halo 3: ODST - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_3:_ODST
<wravey> .b google
<UB3R-B0T> Google: http://www.google.com/

.backlog

Gets the most recent items from a user's backloggery profile.

Usage

.backlog username

Example

<lew> .backlog hatec
<UB3R-B0T> hatec has most recently played Starbound and Shantae: Half-Genie Hero | http://backloggery.com/hatc

.bgg

Gets info about a board game, from https://boardgamegeek.com

Usage

.bgg game name

Example

<unob> .bgg 7 wonders
<UB3R-B0T> 7 Wonders (2010) | Rank: 36 | Rating: 7.8 | Players: 2 - 7 | Playing time: 30 mins | https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/68448/7-wonders

.beer

Searches BeerAdvocate.com for beer data.

Usage

.beer beer name

Example

<blades> .beer Weihenstephaner
<UB3R-B0T> Weihenstephaner Hefeweissbier | Hefeweizen | 5.40% ABV |
Brewed by: Bayerische Staatsbrauerei Weihenstephan (Germany)| BA Score: 98 (world-class)

.cat

Returns a random cat from random.cat. Because, cats.

Usage

.cat

Example

<xinitrc> .cat
<UB3R-B0T> http://random.cat/i/9DTKzGZ.jpg

.choose

Chooses an item from a list. Choices should be separated by commas.

Usage

.choose item1, item2, ...

Example

<lex> .choose worry, don't worry, never worry, sometimes worry
<UB3R-B0T> don't worry

.chuck_norris

Find out 100% true, real facts about Chuck Norris. None of them are fake.

Usage

.chuck_norris

Example

<luckz> .chuck_norris
<UB3R-B0T> Chuck Norris doesn't need to read command tutorials.  HE
ALREADY KNOWS ALL OF THEM.

.clear

Deletes the last X messages from the chat. (Discord only) Use .clear # @username to only clear a single user's messages. Bot cannot delete messages older than 2 weeks (Discord restriction)

Usage

.clear # | .clear # @username

Example

<kwoth> .clear 5
-- the last 5 messages, include the .clear command, were deleted --
<khionu> .clear 10 @UB3R-B0T
-- the last 10 messages sent by UB3R-B0T were deleted --

.cocktail

Gets cocktail information from http://www.thecocktaildb.com/

Usage

.cocktail cocktail name

Example

<nair> .cocktail zombie
<UB3R-B0T>

.compliment

Get a compliment. (Thanks to http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG)

Usage

.compliment

Example

<crumbledore> .compliment
<UB3R-B0T> As the bile slowly rises in my incandescent eluxulation, your mere presence 
 has a calming effect on my rabies.

.cowsay

Moo.

Usage

.cowsay text

Example

<xyz> .cowsay I like to go to the moooovies
<UB3R-B0T>  _______________________________
<UB3R-B0T> < I like to go to the moooovies >
<UB3R-B0T>  -------------------------------
<UB3R-B0T>         \   ^__^
<UB3R-B0T>          \  (oo)\_______
<UB3R-B0T>             (__)\       )\/\
<UB3R-B0T>                 ||----w |
<UB3R-B0T>                 ||     ||

.debug

Displays some useful debug info (server/channel IDs, shard info)

Usage

.debug

Example

<foxbot> .debug
<UB3R-B0T> Server ID: # | Channel ID: # | Your ID: # | Shard ID: #

.define

Defines a term, via Oxford Dictionaries.
Aliases: .thesaurus

Usage

.define word

Example

<strawberry> .define beer
<UB3R-B0T> noun: an alcoholic drink made from yeast-fermented malt flavored with hops

.dog

Returns a random dog from random.dog. Because, dogs.

Usage

.dog

Example

<hweet> .dog
<UB3R-B0T> http://random.dog/20549-24554-21155.jpg

.expand

Expands a tiny url.

Usage

.expand shorturl

Example

<CannonFodder> .expand http://is.gd/hDXhSU
<UB3R-B0T> http://ubergaming.net

.fact

A random fact. But the source is the internet. So, grain of salt etc.

Usage

.fact

Example

<zurnona> .fact
<UB3R-B0T> It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

.feedback

Sends feedback about the bot. Ideally, come join the UB3R-B0T server! But if you have a quick comment, send it with .feedback!

Usage

.feedback your feedback here

Example

<panda> .feedback omfg this bot is pretty bodacioulsy okay
<UB3R-B0T> feeback sent, thx

.fc

Get or add friend codes (yay Nintendo online systems)
Aliases: .friendcode

Usage

.fc [add|remove] [switch|3ds|wiiu|wii|pcamp] [friend code] | .fc @user type

Example

<lewis> .fc add switch 12345
<UB3R-B0T> friend code added
<iris> .fc @lewis switch
<UB3R-B0T> 12345
<golden> you sure that's a real friend code? I bet it's fake

.figlet

Creates large characters made up of ordinary screen characters

Usage

.figlet word

Example

<voltana> .figlet DOTNET
<UB3R-B0T>  ____   ___ _____ _   _ _____ _____
<UB3R-B0T> |  _ \ / _ \_   _| \ | | ____|_   _|
<UB3R-B0T> | | | | | | || | |  \| |  _|   | |
<UB3R-B0T> | |_| | |_| || | | |\  | |___  | |
<UB3R-B0T> |____/ \___/ |_| |_| \_|_____| |_|

.fortune

Gets a fortune from http://yerkee.com.

Usage

.fortune

Example

<chrissy> .fortune
<UB3R-B0T> The chief cause of problems is solutions. -- Eric Sevareid

.fox

Returns a random fox from randomfox.ca. Because, foxes.

Usage

.fox

Example

<xinitrc> .fox
<UB3R-B0T> http://randomfox.ca/images/86.jpg

.fm

Get the most recent song a user has listened to (using their Last.FM account) You can also save your account name so that you can just type ".fm". The fmyt variant will include a search for a youtube link for the song.
Aliases: .fmyt, .lastfm

Usage

.fm username | .fm set username | .fm

Example

<moiph> .fm
<UB3R-B0T> >> Equilibrium - Dämmerung [Sagas] (Last Played: Equilibrium - Ruf In Den Wind [Sagas])
<moiph> .fmyt
<UB3R-B0T> Equilibrium - Dämmerung - https://youtu.be/nugwSpXjBIE [ 18,789 views | 
5 rating w/ 80 likes (0 dislikes) | Duration: 5m55s | Uploader: Wurzelbert666 ]

.fml

Pulls a random quote from http://fmylife.com.

Usage

Usage: [coming soon]

Example

<arc_> .fml
<UB3R-B0T> [#13433715] Today, I gave my two weeks notice at work. My boss sighed with relief and muttered, "Thank God." FML

.g

Get the top result from a Google search
Aliases: .gg, .traffic

Usage

Usage: [coming soon]

Example

<gamma> .g bing
<UB3R-B0T> https://bing.com

.gamerank

Gets the game rankings review score of a game.

Usage

.gamerank game name

Example

<apple> .gamerank link to the past
<UB3R-B0T> The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past: 92.87%

.gh

Fetches github data from the commits page of a repo. Not very useful standalone, better in a feeds scenario. Contact moiph if you're interested in pushing commit updates to a channel.

Usage

Usage: [coming soon]

Example

<moiph> .gh https://github.com/moiph/ub3r-b0t/commits/master
<UB3R-B0T> Adding utilities.cs | Authored by moiph (Dec 31, 2014) | https://github.com/moiph/ub3r-b0t/commit/...

.gif

Returns a url for the requested gif (and thus displays it, if in Discord). Results powered by https://tenor.com

Usage

.gif keyword

Example

<zang> .gif yes
<UB3R-B0T> http://i.imgur.com/sGQWzdz.gif

.halp

Displays help / URLs, including to this page.
Aliases: .help, .ehlp, .hilp, .holp, .hulp, .hylp, .hülp, .info, .commands

Usage

if you need help using help you are truly lost

Example

<asmodeus> .halp
<UB3R-B0T> info: https://ub3r-b0t.com | invite: https://ub3r-b0t.com/invite | 
           commands: https://ub3r-b0t.com/commands |
           admin: https://ub3r-b0t.com/admin | patreon: <https://www.patreon.com/ub3rb0t>

.hltb

Gets the approximate time to beat a game, from http://howlongtobeat.com

Usage

.hltb game name

Example

<kreebs> .hltb Ocarina of time
<UB3R-B0T> 25 Hours  (main story) | 35 Hours  (completionist)

.isup

Checks to see if the given site is up or not.

Usage

.isup url

Example

<entireties> .isup http://slashdot.org
<UB3R-B0T> http://slashdot.org appears to be up!

.imdb

Gets movie info from IMDB

Usage

.imdb movie name

Example

<Mizu> .imdb Serenity
<UB3R-B0T> Serenity (2005) (8.0/10 with 99,725 votes)
<UB3R-B0T> The crew of the ship Serenity tries to evade an assassin sent to recapture one of their
           number who is telepathic.
<UB3R-B0T> URL: http://imdb.com/title/tt0379786/

.insult

Get an insult

Usage

.insult user name

Example

<crumbledore> .insult lewis
<UB3R-B0T> You are a cruelly loathsome pick pocket and a depraved, 
           armpit-licking offense to all of good taste and decency.

.jpeg

Gets more jpeg for an image.

Usage

.jpeg url

Example

<cbp> .morejpeg
<UB3R-B0T> 

.letterboxd

No description available (yet)

Usage

.letterboxd username

Example

<lewis> .letterboxd lewisso
<UB3R-B0T> Last watched: Hunt for the Wilderpeople (2016) on 2017-01-10 | http://letterboxd.com/lewisso/

.mal

Gets info from a myanimelist.net profile

Usage

.mal username

Example


.metal

Searches metal-archives.com for band information.

Usage

.metal band name

Example

<Z500> .metal Sepultura
<UB3R-B0T> Encyclopaedia Metallum - Sepultura: http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=78
<UB3R-B0T> Genre: [Death/Thrash Metal (early), Groove/Hardcore (later)] Country: [Brazil (Belo Horizonte,
MG)] Year: [1984] Label: [SPV/Steamhammer] Status: [Active]
<Shutdown> .metal spice girls
<UB3R-B0T> No results found. *snicker*

.meme

Returns a url for requested meme with the given text (and thus displays it, if in Discord). Use .meme list for a list.

Usage

.meme memename "text line 1" "text line 2" | .meme list

Example

<agentorange> .meme paddlin "wastin' time on security?" "that's a paddlin'"
<UB3R-B0T> http://i.imgflip.com/130axx.jpg

.mtg

Search for a magic the gathering card, powered by https://docs.magicthegathering.io

Usage

.magic card name

Example

<evwonder> .mtg black lotus
<UB3R-B0T> Black Lotus | Mana cost: 0 | Artifact | Sacrifice Black Lotus: Add three mana of any one color to your mana pool. 
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=382866

.overwatch

Gets overwatch stats for your player. Data provided through https://github.com/sirdoombox/Overwatch.Net, voice lines from http://http://overwatch.wikia.com.
Aliases: .ow

Usage

.ow username | .ow username region | .ow username region platform

Example

<apollo> .ow foobar-1234 us
<UB3R-B0T> Level: 32 | Games won: 89/172 (52%) | Most played: Soldier: 76 | [data from us region]

.patreon

Pulls info for the give patreon user.

Usage

.patreon username

Example

<fox> .patreon ub3rb0t
<UB3R-B0T> moiph is creating UB3R-B0T

.pcspecs

Tells you your PC specs (approximately)

Usage

.pcspecs

Example

<Atreus> .pcspecs
<UB3R-B0T> CPU: idk lol better not be a 486 | RAM: idk 542 GB? | HDD: idk lol
<UB3R-B0T> OS: idk lol prob windoze | gfx: idk hopefully not onboard lol maybe some nvidia shit

.poll

Creates a poll via strawpoll.me

Usage

.poll question | option 1 | option 2 | ...

Example

<jev> .poll Is this best poll ? | Yes | No
<UB3R-B0T> http://www.strawpoll.me/11523621

.quickpoll

Starts a quick poll for a yes or no question, via reactions (discord)
Aliases: .qp

Usage

.qp yes/no question

Example

<boowis> .qp should we play sdv?

.quote

Get or add quotes for your channel/server.

Usage

.quote | .quote # | .quote @nickname | .quote add "text" - author | .quote edit # "text" - author | .quote remove #

Example

<crimms> .quote
<UB3R-B0T> [#33] "I LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET" - blades
<blades> ugh not that one
<blades> .quote remove 33
<UB3R-B0T> quote removed. laaaaame.
<blades> .quote crimms
<UB3R-B0T> [#42] "DOTA FOREVER" - crimms

.rant

Rant at the bot. He's a good listener.

Usage

.rant (...whatever is bothering you...)

Example

<lewis> .rant fml
<UB3R-B0T> D:

.remove

Removes a timer/warclock (for server owners).

Usage

.remove wc # | .remove timer #

Example

<ti84ps> .remove wc 1337
<UB3R-B0T> warclock 1337 removed

.report

No description available (yet)

Usage

.report username

Example

No documentation available (yet)

.role

Allows a user to self assign a role (or remove it). Configure available roles in the admin panel. (Discord)

Usage

.role rolename | .derole rolename

Example

<gamma> .role pwing
<UB3R-B0T> granted access to role pwing

.roll

Rolls the dice. Defaults to a 6 sided die but you can supply the # of sides.
Aliases: .d

Usage

.roll 20 | .roll 6d20 | .roll 20 37 100 42

Example

<alcopops> .roll 20
<UB3R-B0T> alcopops rolled ... 19

.rt

Gets movie infro from Rotten Tomatoes.

Usage

.rt movie name

Example

<Phantom> .rt matrix
<UB3R-B0T> The Matrix (1999): 87% https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/matrix

.seen

Gets the last time the specified user was seen.
Aliases: .s

Usage

.seen username

Example

<shadew> .seen crumbles
<UB3R-B0T> crumbles was last seen on 3/17/2016 1:15AM saying: kuk

.shorten

Shortens a long url.

Usage

.shorten url

Example

<Metal_Link> .shorten http://ubergaming.net
<UB3R-B0T> http://is.gd/hDXhSU

.spotify

Fetches link / info from spotify for a song.

Usage

.spotify song name

Example

<zang> .spotify working man
<UB3R-B0T> Rush - Working Man [Rush] https://open.spotify.com/track/1gkn90ExKRNAOlhDs4RoW0

.steam

Returns basic stats from steamcommunity.com for the given user. Note: The username given must be set as a custom URL. If you provide a game acronym (eg tf2) you'll get specific game stats rather than general steam stats.
Aliases: .sg

Usage

.steam [custom_url_name] | .steam game [game name]

Example

<f0rked> .steam f0rked
<UB3R-B0T> SVARRENGLOSSEN XIII: Last Online: 16 days ago | Hours Played [last two weeks]: 0 | Steam
           ID: STEAM:0:1:3266323
<EvilMaverick> .steam tf2 atreus
<UB3R-B0T> Playtime: 70.9 hrs past 2 weeks | Total Points: 134,479 | Most Points: 3,592 (as Medic) | 
           Most Kills: 57 (as Heavy) | Achievements: 202 of 245 (82%) | Fav Class: Medic @ 494.8 hours
<arch> .steam game rocket league
<UB3R-B0T> http://store.steampowered.com/app/252950/

.steamnews

Pulls the latest news headline from Steam.

Usage

Usage: [coming soon]

Example

<will_> .steamnews
<UB3R-B0T> [Steam News] Now Available on Steam - S.O.R.S - http://store.steampowered.com/news/20704/

.stock

Get stock information from Google Finance.

Usage

.stock symbol

Example

<xel> .stock Seagate
<UB3R-B0T> Seagate Technology (Public, NYSE:STX)
<UB3R-B0T> Price:      23.75  +1.08
<UB3R-B0T>  Open:      23.50   High:      23.88
<UB3R-B0T>   Vol:               Low:      22.58

.summon

Summons a beast of some sort to perform {action}.

Usage

.summon action

Example

<Speedy> .summon flog moiph mercilessly
<UB3R-B0T> Speedy summons Oeric, the demon of the Forsaken Wasteland to
flog moiph mercilessly.

.terminate

Terminates your user data (weather settings, quotes, timers, etc)

Usage

.terminate

Example

<m89> .terminate
<UB3R-B0T> you have been terminated

.timer

Gets your current list of reminders.
Aliases: .timers, .reminder, .reminders

Usage

"hey buttmunch remind [me|someone else] in X [minutes|hours|days|weeks] to Y" | .timer list | .timer remove ID | .timer repeat id [daily|weekly]

Example

<potato> hey buttmonkey remind me in 5 minutes to dance
<UB3R-B0T> Will do, @potato.
--
<egg> .timer list
<UB3R-B0T> 1 timers open. 10626: dance (5m | 4m42s remaining)
<egg> .timer remove 10626
<UB3R-B0T> Timer deleted.
--
<greenpepper> hey jerkward remind me at 17:35 -7 on 2017/05/04 that it's may the 4th be with you day
<UB3R-B0T> Consider it done, @greenpepper.
--
<cheese> .timer repeat 10735 daily
<UB3R-B0T> Timer updated to repeat daily.

.tumblr

Pulls a tumblr user's last post and links to their blog.

Usage

.tumblr username

Example

<lewis> .tumblr lewisso
<UB3R-B0T> LewisSO: The Official Tumblr | https://lewisso.tumblr.com/post/155136436794 | https://lewisso.tumblr.com/

.title

Retrieves the title of the last URL seen in the channel.
Aliases: .t

Usage

.title url | .title <retrieves the title of the most recent url>

Example

<windeh> http://www.coopext.colostate.edu/4DMG/Pests/flyant.htm
<MirrorImage> .title
<UB3R-B0T> On Flying Ants
<eric-sad> I don't like ants :(

.trakt

Gets a user's recently watched content from trakt.tv

Usage

.trakt username

Example

<lew> .trakt
<UB3R-B0T> >> Last watched: a thing

.tr

Translates text. From a language to another language. Supported languages: ar, bg, ca, cs, da, de, el, en, es, et, fa, fi, fr, he, hi, ht, hu, id, it, ja, ko, lt, lv, ms, mww, nl, no, pl, pt, ro, ru, sk, sl, sv, th, tr, uk, ur, vi, zh-chs, zh-cht
Aliases: .translate

Usage

.translate language text to translate [Note: language is the ISO code e.g. es, fr, de, etc

Example

<shadew> .translate es help me I have lost my shoes
<UB3R-B0T> ayuda me he perdido mis zapatos

.trello

Grabs the current Trello board for task tracking. Vote on the cards important to you!
Aliases: .updates

Usage

.trello

Example

<zurnona> .trello
<UB3R-B0T> https://trello.com/b/zbELOMit/ub3r-b0t

.twitter

Retrieves the latest update for the given user.

Usage

Usage: [coming soon]

Example

<Drullexx> .twitter SirMetalEsquire
<UB3R-B0T> LOLOLOLOLOL | 5h

.ud

Gets a definition of a word/phrase from Urban Dictionary.

Usage

.ud word

Example

<kreebby> .ud Patrick
<UB3R-B0T> All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to
           turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays.
           Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to
           be on the status of not only a god, but THE God.

.ups

Tracks UPS packages! Works with FedEx, DHL, Ontrac, and USPS packages too! If you don't supply the 'track' keyword, you'll get an immediate status back. To see packages you're currently tracking, type .ups list. To remove tracking numbers, type .ups remove ###.
Aliases: .usps, .fedex, .dhl

Usage

.ups track ### [description] | .ups list | .ups remove ###

Example

<Robo_Leader> .ups track 1ZY232580398906846
<UB3R-B0T> Now tracking 1ZY232580398906846 for Robo_Leader
...
<UB3R-B0T> oshi- Robo_Leader, an upsdate!
<UB3R-B0T> Status: In Transit - On Time | Scheduled Delivery: 10/02/2009 | Location:  ROSEBURG OR US  
           @ 09/30/2009 12:47 P.M. for DEPARTURE SCAN  | Weight: 3.00 Lbs
<Lummeh> .ups list
<UB3R-B0T> Currently tracking: 1Z3X295R0393256158 005794585637304
<SlayerGhede> .ups remove aaaaaaa
<john_doh> dude that is such an invalid tracking # how the hell did that even get through UB3R-B0T's 
           intense series of validation checks?
<UB3R-B0T> removed!
...
<Lummeh> yo UB3R-B0T where are my packages
<UB3R-B0T> Status: In Transit | Scheduled Delivery: 10/03/2009 | Location: ADDISON IL US
           @ 10/1/2009 3:43 P.M. for ARRIVAL SCAN | Weight: 2.00 Lbs

.uptime

Gets the bot's current uptime.

Usage

Usage: [coming soon]

Example

<zang> .uptime
<UB3R-B0T> 7 days, 3 hours.

.userinfo

Displays some general info about the user (joined date, avatar, etc). Discord only.

Usage

.userinfo | .userinfo @username

Example

<capn> .userinfo 
<UB3R-B0T> capn#1337 {
    id: "1235624613246",
    nickname: "",
    avatar: "https://linktoavatar",
}

.voice

Adds the bot to the voice channel you're connected to (Discord). Use .dvoice to have him disconnect.

Usage

Usage: [coming soon]

Example

<ikarus> .voice
<ikarus> lol now he's greeting people when they join the voice channel
--
<ikaraus> ok that's enough of that for now
<ikaraus> .dvoice

.w

Check the local weather! You can also save your location so that you don't need to provide a location every time. The other variants (fw/sw/nw etc) give weather data back in other, arguably more fun, ways... Powered by Dark Sky
Aliases: .weather, .sw, .fw, .nw

Usage

.w location | .w set location | .w | (or .sw, .fw, .nw)

Example

<moiph> .w 61820
<UB3R-B0T> Mostly Cloudy, 10F (-12C) (261.15K) / feels like 1F (-17C) (256.15K) |
           Humidity: 76% | 0% chance of precipitation (61820 - Champaign, IL (US) as of 12:21 am UTC)
<capncornflake> .w set holyoke, ma
<UB3R-B0T> location saved.
<capncornflake> .w
<UB3R-B0T> Partly Cloudy, 24F (-4C) (269.15K) / feels like 21F (-6C) (267.15K) |
           Humidity: 64% | 0% chance of precipitation (Holyoke, Massachusetts (US) as of 12:22 am UTC)

.wc

Creates a clock to track how much time has passed since a particular event.

Usage

.wc #id | .wc list | .wc start text | .wc stop #id | .wc reset #id

Example

<cbp> .wc start time since moiph created warclock command
<UB3R-B0T> warclock added as id #1337
<cbp> .wc stop 5
<UB3R-B0T> warclock deleted.
<cbp> .wc list
<UB3R-B0T> (#1337) time since moiph created warclock command: 7 years, 4 months, 3 days,  1 hour
<cbp> .wc reset 1337
<UB3R-B0T> warclock reset.
<cbP> .wc 1337
<UB3R-B0T> (#1337) time since moiph created warclock command: 30 seconds

.wiki

Fetches the first result from Wikipedia.
Aliases: .wp

Usage

.wiki search term

Example

<tyler> .wiki paper cut
<UB3R-B0T> A paper cut occurs when a piece of paper or other thin, sharp material slices a person's skin.
           Paper cuts, though named from paper, can also be caused by other thin, stiff materials.
           https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper_cut

.wolfram

Queries the Wolfram API for results on...anything! Instead of .wolfram you can also say "UB3R-B0T tell me [question]"
Aliases: .tell

Usage

.wolfram query

Example

<erasmus> .wolfram population of Kansas City MO
<UB3R-B0T> 451572 people  (country rank: 39th)  (2008 estimate)
<PaperCut> UB3R-B0T tell me the population of the moon
<UB3R-B0T> Extraterrestrial Life: Development of this topic is under investigation...

.woot

Displays the latest item from woot!

Usage

.woot

Example

<SlayerGhede> .woot
<UB3R-B0T> woot-off! Acer Aspire One 10.1" Netbook going for $229.99 + $5 shipping is available! [====      ] (41%)

.yt

Searches youtube and returns the first result.
Aliases: .youtube

Usage

.yt search query

Example

<Slash> .yt bunnies
<UB2R-B0T> Soft, cuddly bunny: http://youtube.com/watch?v=pn9oufznHrQ
<Slash> omg awwwww <3

omg more stuff

Yes there is even more DOCUMENTATION COMING SOON

Rss/twitter/twitch notifications! You can configure these in the settings page, by typing .admin.

Do you have server management permissions? You can configure a custom greeting or allowed/blocked channels for your server by typing .admin

Want him to greet and say goodbye to members in voice channels? Join a voice channel, and then type .voice. To disconnect, use .dvoice.

Have someone who is engaging in a bit too much bot abuse? Create a server role called "botless" and assign it to them.